Boy by Robert Wight

Turn off the lights when you’re not in the room; brush your teeth twice a day; don’t talk with your mouth full; do your homework; don’t stay up all night playing video games; go outside and play; did you finish your homework?; don’t forget to turn the TV off before you go to bed; take the trash out; do the dishes; if you get hungry, order a pizza; did you brush your teeth?; hygiene is important, girls won’t like you if you’re smelly;  education is key to success; this is how you should look; let’s buy you some new clothes; let’s cut your hair; don’t let your nails grow so long, that’s what girls do; no more TV until you finish your homework; we’re moving to a city with better schools; you’ll make new friends; do the laundry; fast food isn’t good for you; you play too many video games; let’s get Jack in the Box for dinner; Happy Birthday, here’s the video game you asked for; we love you no matter what; if you don’t do your homework, you’ll get bad grades; if you get bad grades, you won’t get into a good college; if you don’t get into a good college, you won’t succeed; if you don’t succeed, you won’t be happy; have you met any girls you like?; have you started looking at colleges?; which college are you going to?; what do you want to do with your life?; this is how you cook a steak; this is how you write a check; have fun living on your own!; you’ll figure things out; community college is a good choice for some people; are you dating anyone?; have you thought about what college you’ll transfer to?; you probably shouldn’t play so many video games anymore; working in a restaurant is a good first job; how many classes are you taking this semester?; you should think about getting your driver’s license; this is how you drive a car; this is how many classes you should be taking; don’t forget to brush your teeth!; this is the school you should go to, so you can be successful; this is what you should do with your life, so you can be happy; this is how you should look so girls will like you; this is what you need to do in order to turn your life around; you should go back to school; you probably should be done with city college by now; you shouldn’t be working at a restaurant anymore; this is how you live your life.